That awkward moment when my mom is introducing me...
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i hate those commercials that are like
omghilariousblog: this is a poptart: and this is a warm, flaky toaster strudel: Dont be sad,click this and laugh!
Google turned 12 this year. This means we only... →
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One Direction shouldn't be called a boy band. Boy... →
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Sleep is for people without Internet access.
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If Harry Potter and Voldemort had a child it'd... →
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*looks at self in mirror*
me: wow i'm hot
me: wow nvm
Friend: You could do it you know.
Friend: Take off from Tumblr, go outside.
Me: I wouldn't make it 5 minutes
Today in 1930 Pluto was discovered as a planet....
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St Patrick's Day
soratane: My friends decided every time we took a shot together that someone should make a toast. Everyone said really sweet things and when it was my turn to “say something beautiful,” all I could muster up was, “I generally don’t like people, but you guys aren’t a bad bunch.” Never assign to me speeches at a wedding.
my thoughts during school
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you